"I have learned all kinds of things from my many mistakes. The one thing I never learn is to stop making them."
~ Sand dan Glokta, Before They Are Hanged by Joe Abercrombie
I feel like before I use anything I learned at Bling Bling Jam 2025, I should at least say a few words about the experience.
"Pretty good?"
Look, I'm not the best yardstick here. I have never entered a competition, I need to psych myself up before going to the jam room. ... I did get like 30+ hours listening in on my audiobook series - which was simply amazing, The First Law trilogy. *chefs kiss*
The instructors and attendees were great, that's the real heart of any convention and they make everything worth it. I'll save any specifics there (for now) because I did have one significant "room for improvement" thing I feel I need to say before gushing any high praise.
The show seemed to be suffering from not having a "big name" balloon sponsor. I certainly appreciate those that helped make the event possible, but it should almost be embarrassing to give a room full of balloon artists old fragile stinky stock balloons. I know it probably wasn't every color, but half a worm is half a worm when you're eating an apple. I don't think their whole stock is like this, but then again I'll never know now.
On the flipside, a few other classes used decorator-style balloons - thicker, more rigid, and "unforgiving to learn with" if we're being polite. It's the excitement level of carob. You'd eat it. You'd smile. But you'd secretly wish it was chocolate.
BYOB (alloons) for classes.
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These were some "hotel room" doodles I made (Isopresso bird) until a severe pop made me feel like 8am was probably too early. I included a picture of the baggage claim sign ... Stay classy, Las Vegas.
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