Tuesday, August 5, 2025

August 5 - Candle

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in

~ Candle in the Wind - Elton John

This is an Isopresso design I've left on the back burner for a while.   

I fiddled around with the candle a little when making a rainbow version, but it's overcomplicated the way it's built.  There is a simple elegance to a candle that is lost, where the focal point is the flame ... as it should be.  

It's the most dangerous part.

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Monday, August 4, 2025

August 4 - Vanity Smurf

"There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it."

~ Mark Twain

"Well. At least you're a nice shade of blue today. That's something."

"Look if I'm going to be in one of your silly pictures, you can't just stand there."

"Did you just oink at me?!"

"Stop squinting."

“... Okay, say 'SMURF!'"

--
Again playing around with Shana Sm...errr Sharp's Smurf wand with body. I loved Vanity Smurf too much not to give him some special love.  

(view other Smurf)

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Sunday, August 3, 2025

August 3 - Gemar Grey

"Sorry that you feel that way, the only thing there is to say
Every silver lining's got a touch of grey."

~ Touch of Grey ~ Grateful Dead

Orange you glad I didn't say Bluey?

Every Gemar balloon I've sampled sort of fits a similar profile, they got the latex formula correct - perhaps scientifically, there is a good consistent feel between different colors.

I spent a number of these trying to get another knacky thing, there is a tight spiral I've seen done incredibly well that I'd like to be able to do.   At this point I do think there are certain colors the technique works best with - something horribly loud and squeaky like clear.

Overall impression of Gemar Grey - is a medium grey, somewhat between Sempertex and Qualatex greys in color.   They are just a bit shy of being completely opaque - and on the ... shinier? wetter? side of the greys in the batch.


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Saturday, August 2, 2025

August 2 - Baby Bling Bluey Buddy

"The horror!  The horror!"

~ Kurtz - Apocalypse Now (1979)

The tone is gone now. Or maybe it's everywhere. I don't know anymore.

Everything a shade of that color...

It's not blue. It's not ... anything. I shut my eyes tight but it's ... inside already.

I can't explain it.  I should tell .. I should... No. No, it doesn't matter now.

... Blueyyyyy...

--

In one of Cecilia's classes at Bling Bling Jam she taught a technique/concept for making one-balloon four-leg animals.   .. and for just a few more balloons, you can descend into the warm embrace of Bluey madness.   



(view other Bluey)

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Friday, August 1, 2025

August 1 - Chub Chub Bling Bluey

"It was only a colour out of space - a frightful messenger from unformed realms of infinity beyond all Nature as we know it; from realms whose mere existence stuns the brain and numbs us with the black extra-cosmic gulfs it throws open before our frenzied eyes."

~ H.P. Lovecraft - The Colour Out of Space

Did I black out?

No.  I remember going to sleep, despite the whispers growing louder.   

They're gone now, but in their place is a ... a tone I can't describe.  It glows somehow - a sound you don't just hear, you .. see.  Or at least ... can't unsee.

It was JUST a blue dog.

It's out there.  I feel it behind my eyelids.   

I don't open them.

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A "Chub Chub" is a balloon concept from Joe Mock of Balloon Brothers fame, and is a decor-style basic body shape with a bit of a short column stack look, one would imagine is perfect for a tables or tying into most decor really.

Bluey wasn't a design taught at Bling Bling Jam (thankfully?) - I'm just playing with the concept and being a silly goose.  (Honk!)  I tried adapting the faces from both Darren and Sam(my?)s Blueys  - this balloon design has a lot of "play" in how much detail you choose put into accessories, I suppose in this instance the face is an accessory.

(view other Bluey)

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Thursday, July 31, 2025

July 31 - Bluey Bling Buddy

"Beware of what you let in; some things don't leave."

~ L.M. Browning

I keep hearing whispers.  Some kind of conspiracy is brewing, "did you see that one episode?" like a secret society.

Still.  Just a blue dog. ... right?

I didn't sign up for this.  I don't want to sign up for this.  But like a thread hanging off a sweater that you know you shouldn't pull, here we are ... again.

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Darren Mortiboy taught a class with a few delivery pieces - a Stitch and this Bluey.   One thing I appreciate about the Darren's designs is they (tend to) focus on a single balloon size, making upsizing and downsizing obvious.

He also shared a base that he uses frequently for his deliveries that works great in every color but brown probably.

Having multiple instructors teach the same design at a balloon convention is "fine".  I don't really mind it, but it certainly makes you wonder if there was either a plan, and if so - was it to shill for the Bluey Megacorp?


(view other Bluey)

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Wednesday, July 30, 2025

July 30 - Bling Bling Bluey

"Mom!  Dad!   Bingo!  Bluey!"

~ Bluey Theme Tune

Sometimes I make balloon art and get to investigate fun things, like fairy shrimp or axolotl.

Bluey.  Is a blue dog.

How much deeper do I really need to investigate?  I see some cutesy "booboo knee owie" kind of growing up stuff.

Certainly 45 seconds should be plenty of time to get an opinion.


Grouchy Smurf?  He's just upset when he heard this post was about "Bluey" and it wasn't him.  That was his nickname back in 'Nam.

--

Bling Bling Bluey was one taught by Sam DS (@twistinsam) at Bling Bling Jam this year.   I simplified the body somewhat when trying to recover from some unfortunate pops that I don't *want* to blame on old stock ... but I can practically smell the dark blue balloon still when looking at the class picture.

I also was still playing around with Shana's Smurf wands, seemed appropriate here.



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Tuesday, July 29, 2025

July 29 - Smurf Wands

"My revenge will be terrible! You'll see! You'll see!"

~ Gargamel - The Smurfs (1981)

According to one story, they are the echoes of abandoned and unwanted children left to freeze in the woods. The white hats and pants? It's snow.

Frozen ghosts wandering the trees, pale blue, luring other children with a faint, eerie, "la la la la la laaaaaaa.."

I mean ... I haven't seen the latest movie, so I don't know which direction they're going to go with it.

--

These Smurf heads were something Shana Sharp recently smurfed in a in a video, quick smurfwork, her designs are always the smurfiest practice smurfing.

I smurfed a few different smurfs, just smurfing around .. and then I sm... .. and then I *created* a Shana Smurf.  

(view other Smurf)

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Monday, July 28, 2025

July 28 - Spicy Pepper

"What matters most is how well you walk through the fire."

~ Charles Bukowski

Bill Caliente once dreamed of stardom.

He submitted his audition tape to VeggieTales, hoping to sing silly songs and teach gentle lessons about kindness.

"Too spicy for the children" they said. .. and just like that, his dreams were crushed under a bland, cucumber-shaped thumb.

Sometimes revenge is a dish best served .. hot.

---

Truth told, this was made during the Tuftex Orange color day experiment - but this guy needed a story.
 

Sunday, July 27, 2025

July 27 - Tuftex Orange

"My favorite color to glaze with is orange, because it always glows like a fire under the sun."

~ Dale Chihuly

After the rough Tuftex Pink experience I was a bit reluctant to approach other colors to be honest, so I cheated a bit.

Orange has always been sort of universally thicker - this felt like a safe color to crack open and I'm pleased to say they were fine. 

These were fantastically squishy yet not fragile, easily mouth inflated - these balloons hit the sweet spot perfectly and it builds my confidence somewhat back in the brand.

I've been trying to build the letters as a bit of a quick stress test, sort of quickly/confidently and less carefully - these withstood my abuses well, with just one pinch twist losing air.

Overall assessment of Tuftex Orange, it's slightly more creamsicle than Sempertex orange, but the latex formula is perfectly dialed in here..

 

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Saturday, July 26, 2025

July 26 - Evil Worm

"You haven't been working, you've been doing your stupid memes and just f'ing around."

~ Satan (South Park S27E01)

Item #: SCP-4547-Ω - Evil Worm
Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-4547-Ω is believed to have left the surface of SCP-4547 during early colonization attempts.  All personnel are instructed to monitor arid and politically unstable regions for abnormal behavioral shifts in high-ranking officials.

Description:
SCP-4547-Ω is a parasitic annelid approximately 4.2 cm in length, pale in coloration, with rudimentary oral structures. The entity exhibits a preference for hosts with plentiful fat reserves, like a bloated cow.

Upon infection, SCP-4547-Ω fuses with the host's brainstem, erasing ethical reasoning and initiating a feedback loop of stupidity.  Autopsies confirm total erasure of moral frameworks within 48 hours. SCP-4547-Ω does not kill its host; it hollows them. 

Migratory patterns indicate that SCP-4547-Ω can survive in arid terrestrial environments and easily move between hosts undetected.  Correlation between SCP-4547-Ω sightings and rapid sociopolitical collapse events is >92%.  Confirmed infection requires immediate site sterilization.

Addendum 4547-Ω-A:
"There's only one rule: if you hear it speak, you're already too late. Burn it all." – Field Commander ███

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💌 If that was really one of fifty, we are in for an amazing ride - hell in a handbasket? 

(view other worms)

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Friday, July 25, 2025

July 25 - Bling Bling 2025

"I have learned all kinds of things from my many mistakes. The one thing I never learn is to stop making them."

~ Sand dan Glokta, Before They Are Hanged by Joe Abercrombie

I feel like before I use anything I learned at Bling Bling Jam 2025, I should at least say a few words about the experience.

"Pretty good?"

Look, I'm not the best yardstick here.  I have never entered a competition, I need to psych myself up before going to the jam room.  ... I did get like 30+ hours listening in on my audiobook series - which was simply amazing, The First Law trilogy.  *chefs kiss*

The instructors and attendees were great, that's the real heart of any convention and they make everything worth it.  I'll save any specifics there (for now) because I did have one significant "room for improvement" thing I feel I need to say before gushing any high praise.

The show seemed to be suffering from not having a "big name" balloon sponsor.  I certainly appreciate those that helped make the event possible, but it should almost be embarrassing to give a room full of balloon artists old fragile stinky stock balloons.  I know it probably wasn't every color, but half a worm is half a worm when you're eating an apple.  I don't think their whole stock is like this, but then again I'll never know now.

On the flipside, a few other classes used decorator-style balloons - thicker, more rigid, and "unforgiving to learn with" if we're being polite.  It's the excitement level of carob.  You'd eat it.  You'd smile.  But you'd secretly wish it was chocolate.

BYOB (alloons) for classes.  

--

These were some "hotel room" doodles I made (Isopresso bird) until a severe pop made me feel like 8am was probably too early.  I included a picture of the baggage claim sign ...  Stay classy, Las Vegas.


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