When a sudden POP rattles old tombstones,
And balloons squeak and the pinch twists groan,
It's four loop twists for a latex bone.
Inflatable Headstones are losing air!
When life leaks out with a nasty hiss,
And one tight turn can lead straight to this,
A call goes out - who can make the twist,
Inflatable Headstones are losing air!
Twisters rise up from their crypts,
Squeeze and stretch in ghostly grips.
Inflate with dead decaying lips,
Inflatable Headstones are losing air!
And balloons squeak and the pinch twists groan,
It's four loop twists for a latex bone.
Inflatable Headstones are losing air!
When life leaks out with a nasty hiss,
And one tight turn can lead straight to this,
A call goes out - who can make the twist,
Inflatable Headstones are losing air!
Twisters rise up from their crypts,
Squeeze and stretch in ghostly grips.
Inflate with dead decaying lips,
Inflatable Headstones are losing air!
And so our dearly departed twisters join the happy haunts.
Don't be afraid of that squeak in the darkness, kiddies.
It's probably just someone ... twisting in their grave!
Mwahahahahahaa! *snort*
Don't be afraid of that squeak in the darkness, kiddies.
It's probably just someone ... twisting in their grave!
Mwahahahahahaa! *snort*
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