
"Never kick a cow chip on a hot day."
~ Will Rogers
~ Will Rogers
A cow's eye is like an elephant's, deep and serene - they look at you is if they know secrets and are politely chewing them over.
A cow's moo is like an elephant's trumpet, just softer and closer to a sigh - similar sound played through a shorter, squishier tube.
A cow's poo, though, definitely not like an elephant's. It's an undignified mushy splat. It's what a "blapppfffpptrrrt" sound might look like.
It is ... most definitely NOT ... a pie.
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