July 26 - Evil Worm

"You haven't been working, you've been doing your stupid memes and just f'ing around."

~ Satan (South Park S27E01)

Item #: SCP-4547-Ω - Evil Worm
Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-4547-Ω is believed to have left the surface of SCP-4547 during early colonization attempts.  All personnel are instructed to monitor arid and politically unstable regions for abnormal behavioral shifts in high-ranking officials.

Description:
SCP-4547-Ω is a parasitic annelid approximately 4.2 cm in length, pale in coloration, with rudimentary oral structures. The entity exhibits a preference for hosts with plentiful fat reserves, like a bloated cow.

Upon infection, SCP-4547-Ω fuses with the host's brainstem, erasing ethical reasoning and initiating a feedback loop of stupidity.  Autopsies confirm total erasure of moral frameworks within 48 hours. SCP-4547-Ω does not kill its host; it hollows them. 

Migratory patterns indicate that SCP-4547-Ω can survive in arid terrestrial environments and easily move between hosts undetected.  Correlation between SCP-4547-Ω sightings and rapid sociopolitical collapse events is >92%.  Confirmed infection requires immediate site sterilization.

Addendum 4547-Ω-A:
"There's only one rule: if you hear it speak, you're already too late. Burn it all." – Field Commander ███

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💌 If that was really one of fifty, we are in for an amazing ride - hell in a handbasket? 

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