Daily Purple Pig

Friday, April 4, 2025

April 4 - Coconut Crab

"The universe is not only stranger than we imagine - it is stranger than we can imagine."

~ J.B.S. Haldane

It came out of the surf at dawn, not fast - not slow, just moving. Click-click. Pause. Click-click.

A big bastard, with a shell like rusted armor, and it moved like it had nothing to prove and yet all the time to prove it.

That was a bad sign.

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Coconut crab are those massive blue land crabs from tropical Indo-Pacific islands. They can grow to monstrous sizes - and they look as prehistoric as anything still allowed to exist.

I had in mind the lobstrosities attacking Roland while writing this (The Drawing of the Three by Stephen King), so this is tribute in part to that as well. Ka is a wheel.

This design itself comes from Isopresso's members channel. It's "technically" missing 2 legs since crabs are decapods - but more limbs here would have been more chaos. Most reference images make coconut crabs look less crab and more like a scrunchy ball of crab parts.

(view other crabs)

Other balloons by and inspired by Isopresso:

Thursday, April 3, 2025

April 3 - Hermit Crab

"It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change."

~ Charles Darwin

Most creatures build their homes, carve out burrows, or grow their own shells. Not the hermit crab. It's a lifelong renter.

Some crabs wait for an empty shell, others try to muscle their way into an upgrade. The real estate market is ruthless for a crab.

This is another tutorial from the members section of the Isopresso YouTube channel, it is a lot of pieces that come together into a crab. I really like seeing an effective use of a weave, and could easily see myself building this again in some more fun colors.

Crabs are super fiddly to take pictures of -- 6 limbs fitting and supporting a structure.

(view other crab)

Other balloons by and inspired by Isopresso:

Wednesday, April 2, 2025

April 2 - Crab

"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."

~ Theodore Roosevelt

It is said that during the battle between Hercules and the giant hydra, a crab pinched Hercules on the foot.

It was not a giant crab. No weapons, no assistance - it wasn't poisonous. It wasn't exceptionally fast, it wasn't even purple - there were no visible advantages at all.

It was a normal crab - and instantly obliterated.

Whether it was sent by Hera or simply joined the fight uninvited, the gesture didn’t go unnoticed. Hera honored the crab's sacrifice with a place among the stars as the zodiac symbol.
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This design is from the Isopresso YouTube members tutorials - having built his other crabs it's interesting to see how he is able to construct the more stylized shape of this one. I felt it sort of looked like the zodiac symbol when done.

(view other crabs)

Other balloons by and inspired by Isopresso:

Tuesday, April 1, 2025

April 1 - Crab Speedrun

Metro Man: "Fargin' dag, crab nuggets!"
Megamind: "What did he just say?"
Minion: "Crab nuggets?"

~ Megamind (2010)

There are some balloon animals with hundreds of different designs. Either the animal itself is wildly varied in nature, or balloon artists just can't resist reinventing it. Crabs fall somewhere in between - recognizable, but with just enough room for creative interpretation.

This was almost an April Fools prank. I planned to post them separately with an "almost forgot!" -- like Dory for a day. Then I did the math. What seemed like a fun little prank seemed like itw as going to be annoying spam.

You have been spared from bad comedy. This is my gift to you.
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These designs are from varied YouTube instructors, there are similarities between each of them, I attempted to pick ones that felt different from each other.

Featured:
ChiTwist
Mr. Pockets
Cecilia LadyBalloons
warrenann
Dylan Gylenas
Balloon Sage
Creative Balloon Handmade
Isopresso
Michael Floyd
Balloon Art Kanesan

	ChiTwist link
	Mr. Pockets link
	Cecilia Ladyballoons link
	warrenann link
	Dylan Gylenas link
	Balloon Sage link
	Creative Balloon Handmade link
	Balloon Twisting Fun link
	Isopresso link
	Michael Floyd link
	Balloon Art Kanesan link

(view other crabs)

Monday, March 31, 2025

March 31 - Dave's Wearables 4

Insert quote here...

*** POST UNDER CONSTRUCTION ***

[Intro paragraph. Reference Tonka trucks?]

[Description of the digger. Emphasize the scoop. People love scoops.]

[Wrecking ball truck deserves a sentence or two, reference Miley song? << NO.]

[Summarize construction, attempt wit, possibly a pun.]

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These construction vehicles are more showcasing Dave Brenn's most recent video collection "Double Stuff Ride Insides" available on his Patreon site.

The size is enormous, the arm articulation is brilliant - this design is ridiculously awesome and fun to play with.

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Other balloons by and inspired by Dave Brenn:

Sunday, March 30, 2025

March 30 - Dave's Wearables 3

In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed onto the sun
Till we found a sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine

It starts when you're building the hull, like a whisper in the back of your mind. Hmmm mm mmmmm hmmm hmm hmm mm mm.

It doesn't matter if you're blasting a playlist, a podcast, or in total silence. It finds a way in ... and grows. It echoes inside your skull, bouncing and bouncing, louder and louder until the pressure is unbearable. You don't want to say it. You try not sing it.

But eventually. Inevitably. Resistance wears thin.

WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE!

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Dave showed us this simply stunning pirate ship and mentioned using the cannon portholes in a submarine which was certainly the inspiration. And yes, the earworm chanted in my head the entire time ...

I love the pirate ship design but some of these really do look best with a human inside - and the mast can be a little bit wibbledy-wobbledy without someone's arms in the rigging. The dinosaur looks a bit like a prehistoric camel and could have used some more work, these fatty balloons are really hard to pressure fit into each other - that neck had to be tied down to get a normal face angle.

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Other balloons by and inspired by Dave Brenn:

Saturday, March 29, 2025

March 29 - Dave's Wearables 2

"True teaching is not about giving answers. It's about showing the paths."

~ Noam Chomsky

I don't use 646/660s typically, so the opportunity to use some old stock balloons to practice a fun new design idea is super appealing. Let's play around with Dave Brenn's "Ride Inside" a bit!

Dave made a great point about color choices. My instinct is to treat every color like it matters, but in practice, some are just more usable than others. Black, white and the natural tones like mocha or grey tend to be the most flexible. Rainbow-y colors can actually be limiting - pink, for example, feels like it should be a pink "thing". A pink rocketship works, sure, but without context it makes you wonder "why?" (and honestly, it was a practice attempt while watching, I wasn't trying to make a crude joke (tho ... USS Phallus?))

I feel like I've seen the bathtub idea used before, if not as balloons at least as a costume. In fact, I bet the Spirit Halloween Store would have a bunch of corny ride inside inspiration ideas ...

(view other wearables)

Other balloons by and inspired by Dave Brenn: