"Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it."
~ Hank Ketcham
(Cartoonist - Dennis the Menace)
~ Hank Ketcham
(Cartoonist - Dennis the Menace)
Gummy was a piece of gum
Who came to life one day,
He thought that he would have some fun
And join in all the play.
But children laughed and jeered at him,
Those rotten little drips.
They picked up gummy where he stood
and bit off Gummy's lips.
He wanted just to make new friends,
But something broke inside him.
Gummy barred his teeth and screamed
Then grabbed the kids to bite 'em.
Now children all have disappeared,
And Gummy's craving meat.
So hide your kids and don't chew gum,
They say, "Revenge is sweet!"