
"You can shear a sheep a hundred times, but you can skin it only once."
~ Amarillo Slim
~ Amarillo Slim
Every year, there is that one sheep who draws the short straw and becomes the first shorn of the season. A naked party guest at a wooly masquerade ball, trying not to make eye contact with anyone still fluffy.
Living the dream, but it's that one where you show up naked at school.
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