I stepped in something yucky
As I walked by the crick.
I grabbed a stick to scrape it off,
The yuck stuck to my stick.
I tried to pull it off the stick,
The yuck stuck to my hand.
I tried to wash it off--but it
Stuck to the washin’ pan.
I called my dog to pull me loose,
The yuck stuck to his fur.
He rubbed himself against the cat,
The yuck got stuck to her.
My friends and neighbors came to help--
Now all of us are stuck,
Which goes to show what happens
When one person steps in yuck.
~ Shel Silverstein Yuck
As I walked by the crick.
I grabbed a stick to scrape it off,
The yuck stuck to my stick.
I tried to pull it off the stick,
The yuck stuck to my hand.
I tried to wash it off--but it
Stuck to the washin’ pan.
I called my dog to pull me loose,
The yuck stuck to his fur.
He rubbed himself against the cat,
The yuck got stuck to her.
My friends and neighbors came to help--
Now all of us are stuck,
Which goes to show what happens
When one person steps in yuck.
~ Shel Silverstein Yuck
This is a Yuck, one of the Horbs - horrible balloons for terrible children (based on the Dorbs concept by Buster Balloon).
Yucks are the shock troops for the Legion Phlegm. During the Great Proboscis War of '02 they were instrumental in dismantling and overwhelming the defenses of the "Bob Johnson", claiming his territory as a new launching point for the future expansion of the Phlegm Kingdom. People have been known to shield their faces in fear when they hear the Yucks terrible battle cry, 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaa ..... CHOOOOOOOOOO!!'.
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